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This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof

Click To Watch	The Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hindenburg explosion, and the Sears Tower's challenge to God. Subscribe to The Onion...   Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am Author: TheOnion   Length: 02:57 Rating: 4.6675777 Views: 37128   Tags: The Onion  comedy  satire  news  Onion News Network  ONN  Chicago  World's First Lesbian  Vladimir Putin

In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In Balls

Click To Watch	President Obama works out an agreement to have Republicans in Congress kick him in the balls in exchange for nothing. (Aired 10/25/11)   Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am Author: TheOnion   Length: 02:31 Rating: 4.8753896 Views: 38885   Tags: The Onion  comedy  satire  news  Onion News Network  ONN  Barack Obama (US President)

Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works

Click To Watch	Onion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world's top opinion-makers. He gets up close and personal in this new video series. See the...   Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am Author: TheOnion   Length: 02:54 Rating: 4.14537 Views: 34495   Tags: The Onion  comedy  satire  news  Onion News Network  ONN  Kelly

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Click To Watch	Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.   Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am Author: TheOnion   Length: 02:02 Rating: 4.966642 Views: 1694254   Tags: News Room  comedy  funny  onion  satire  cnn  breaking  news  bullshit  The Onion  Onion News Network  ONN

Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are

Click To Watch	The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what...   Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am Author: TheOnion   Length: 02:48 Rating: 4.6734076 Views: 1340037   Tags: The Onion  comedy  satire  news  Onion News Network  ONN

'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Made Into Feature Film

Click To Watch	Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision. More coverage at: onion.com...   Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am Author: TheOnion   Length: 02:43 Rating: 4.815015 Views: 632043   Tags: The Onion  comedy  satire  news  Onion News Network  ONN

Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

Click To Watch	Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.   Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am Author: TheOnion   Length: 01:39 Rating: 4.9023843 Views: 1099284   Tags: The Onion  comedy  satire  news  Onion News Network  ONN

Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself

Click To Watch	Today Now! welcomes Linda Johnston, the inspiring woman who made history by talking about herself continuously for over fifty hours. Subscribe to The Onion on...   Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am Author: TheOnion   Length: 02:37 Rating: 4.9170985 Views: 124917   Tags: The Onion  comedy  satire  news  Onion News Network  ONN  Today Now  Guinness World Records

'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda

Click To Watch	An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the US government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at:...   Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am Author: TheOnion   Length: 02:47 Rating: 4.6443267 Views: 2660101   Tags: The Onion  comedy  satire  news  Onion News Network  ONN

Autoworkers Compete To Keep Jobs, Livelihoods On New Reality Show

Click To Watch	Tune in to Auto Warriors to watch two Ford plants battle it out before the LIVE season finale event: one plant will close, 3000 will...   Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am Author: TheOnion   Length: 03:33 Rating: 4.8391047 Views: 139848   Tags: The Onion  comedy  satire  news  Onion News Network  ONN